Brexit and my MP - A Diversion

In Part 3 of this series I posted the contents of one of the letters I have sent to my MP. I also sent a slightly amended version to the PM. As one would expect I did not receive a reply from the PM. Actually I didn't receive any reply from anyone at No. 10. What I did receive was the guff you see below.

I feel as though I should be standing to attention, clicking my heels and raising my arm in salute.